femaletroubles

mj popcorn gif

2009-07-03T16:37:00.002-05:00

the original, a staple on ONTD for years

altered

back in the day

2009-06-17T21:49:00.004-05:00

better, innocent times. the 90s, watching mtv when they had interesting animation and videos. i happen to come across this show on mtv2 tonight:

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/mtv2_legit/series.jhtml

the clip they showed from aeon flux was amazing.. and the maxx. woowwwsville. reminded me that there was a time when mtv wasnt pure feces.

jago, been, hayes

2009-05-07T00:58:00.004-05:00

things i love more than brmc: possibly nothing

black and white

2009-04-30T20:01:00.005-05:00

jesus fucking christ

2009-04-16T19:20:00.003-05:00

poor dawson

2009-04-07T21:23:00.003-05:00

cant stop the lols

2009-04-04T16:05:00.011-05:00

lisa and i have been laughing so fucking hard the past couple of days that i dont need to do pilates because my stomach muscles are in use from the lolz.

goddamn if i lol anymore i just might not survive much longer...like i seriously almost flew off the balcony in a fit of lols. then my contact fell out and i was like wat- 'im like stevie wonder and cant see.' then i fell on the floor and had a crying lol-fest.

also - shout out to "nathaniel" from la brioche~real food (as it says on the sign) for providing lesar and i with both lols and wtfs. food was shitty, no surprise there. lesar got a veggie sandwich thing that wasnt really a sandwich with burning hot soup. i got some mushroom thing with overcooked pasta. the late arrival of the tea was equally shitty and also shocking was the fact the teapot was just hot water, no tea inside. lmao. but TBH we came for the cups

excuse me while i continue to lol

since my nickname IS mj

2009-03-24T10:55:00.001-05:00

how do i reach these KEEDS?

2009-03-16T21:03:00.001-05:00

moz

2009-03-01T18:53:00.004-06:00

get it gurl

crazy latino fanz

emotional~

tanning his pale british flesh

i'm just morrissey, walkin' down the street

pop off son

2009-02-24T13:51:00.002-06:00

more joel despain worship

2009-02-19T18:23:00.006-06:00

Incident report for Case#2009-47484

Incident Type Intoxicated Driver

Incident Date 02/18/2009 - 4:54 AM

Address 3400 Milwaukee Street (Starkweather Creek)

Suspect(s):

Jermaine D. Edmonds, age 34, Pardeeville

Mr. Edmonds was arrested and tentatively charged with Operating a Motor Vehicle While Under the Influence (3rd Offense), and Failure to Report an Accident.

Clifton Moss, age 36, Madison
Mr. Moss was arrested and tentatively charged with Possession of THC. He also had an active arrest warrant for failure to report to jail.

Details:

Early Wednesday morning a Madison man witnessed two people getting out of a gray Cadillac that had gone off the road in the 3400 block of Milwaukee Street and into Starkweather Creek. One of several Madison Police officers responding spotted two men stumbling down the street. Both were soaking wet, with water dripping off of their clothing. When confronted, the suspects denied any knowledge of the submerged car one stated they had become damp while walking in the snow. Both were arrested. During the booking process one was reluctant to remove his wet socks, telling a Dane County Sheriff’s Department deputy he had ugly feet. The deputy noticed there was a lump in one sock. That lump ended up being some marijuana. The suspect asked the deputy if she could hold onto it so he could smoke it when he gets out.
Released 02/19/2009 at 9:47 AM by PIO Joel DeSpain

http://www.cityofmadison.com/incidentreports/incidentDetail.cfm?id=9728

my hero

2009-02-19T15:45:00.001-06:00

<3

2009-02-08T13:23:00.002-06:00

hall and oatesomez

2009-01-31T10:26:00.000-06:00

status updates

2009-01-16T17:10:00.002-06:00

i had a genius idea strike while gchatting with my pal jizz. what if.. there was a blog devoted to... STUPID FBOOK STATUS UPDATES??? there probably is already one, or several, but i'm gonna work on this new project, at some point...brbz being freezing fucking cold some more....

nagi noda

2009-01-04T11:50:00.004-06:00

adult angst

2008-12-18T02:58:00.004-06:00

susan sontag. goddamn she was so fabulous. her son put together a collection of her journals from her early years. i added this to my christmas wish list (in addition to an "i love NJ" shirt that i have visions of myself wearing proudly around this hideous part of the country).
i'd be kind of pissed if my ~personal~ journal entries were published after i died. granted, sontag willingly let her mediawhore partner photograph her as she was dying (and was later photographed dead) so she probably wouldn;t have minded these journals being published. but i cant help but think, her son is going to profit off his dead moms journals. weird. i dont know if i could live with that.
when my mom was cleaning out her parents house after they died she came across a huge box of letters that my grandparents wrote to each other during the war. my grandmother apparently gave prior instructions on this matter and told my mom to 'burn them' once they died. i have no idea what happened to the letters. but i'd feel guilty reading them if they are still around. some shit needs to go to the grave i suppose.
i've kept journals probably since i was around 12 or so. but never consistent. and i mostly wrote when i was feeling particularly angsty. majority of the content was never anything too personal, mostly ideas for stories or strange shit i observed in my travels. i distinctly remember writing an entry when i was probably 14 detailing my hatred for chick classmates that would whip out putrid smelling bath & bodyworks lotions and slather it on during class. life was clearly so tough back then

some of my most favorite barack pictures fapfapfapfap

2008-12-01T23:00:00.013-06:00

sharin a pretzel with his best pal

michelle is all like, 'barack you so crazzy, i think i wanna have your baby'. AND SHE DID.

little known fact: barack co-wrote 'isnt she lovely' about michelle with his other best friend stevie wonder

OH MY GOD ITS BARRAACCKKk

::tears up::

brb continuing not doing grad school shit

i could watch this forever

2008-11-13T00:24:00.001-06:00

and i do. over and over and over

it will never get old

Incident report for Case#2008-320985

2008-11-07T22:42:00.000-06:00


Released 11/03/2008 at 11:46 AM by PIO Joel DeSpain
Incident Type	Threats
Incident Date	10/31/2008 - 12:13 PM
Address	3019 East Washington Ave. (Mobil gas station)
Suspect(s)	Londrelle Emon Johnson, age 28, Madison Mr. Johnson was arrested and tentatively charged with Disorderly Conduct while Armed, and Carrying a Concealed Weapon.
Victim	Male, age 39, Madison
Details	Shortly after the noon hour on Halloween, Madison Police were called to a Mobil gas station after a man threatened to kill the clerk. The victim, and witnesses, say the suspect wanted the clerk to come outside, and was pounding on the bullet proof glass behind which the victim was working. When officers arrived they witnessed the suspect pointing at the clerk still making deadly threats. Officers later discovered that the suspect had a nine-inch steak knife under his coat. He tried to convince those arresting him that it was only for cutting "rough" meat.

my friend barack

2008-11-07T12:32:00.007-06:00

did it really happen?
i'm still in shock over my friend barrys win. it will take time to fully sink in... but these pictures helped speed up the process...
http://flickr.com/photos/barackobamadotcom/

they are sooo fucking smart to post these pictures online and just show how they are regular folks like us. humanizing them. would mccain have ever shared such private moments, let alone post them on flickr?? my love/worship for the obamas grows everyday. it is getting to the point that its almost painful.. my cheeks sincerely hurt from smiling so much the past couple days. i love how full my barack picture folder is getting on my desktop. right click save as indeed.

i'm even more excited over rahm emanuel as wh chief of staff. first off, the man is just plain hot.

ultimate hot older man jew. this is me, salivating . plus hes a total badass and on top of that... HE'S MISSING HALF A FINGER. he kinda resembles an older version of mark ronson..aka, jizz and mines most favorite 'hot joo'.

which gives me a chance to share my most favorite ronson picture

brb, chewing off my hand some more...

cash rules everything around me

2008-11-04T11:59:00.001-06:00

C.R.E.A.M.
get the money
dolla, dolla bill y'alllll

clist lols

2008-11-01T13:48:00.001-05:00

Your first anal - m4w - 49 (Madison area )

Reply to: pers-901552085@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-11-01, 9:31AM CDT

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